I brake for birds, I rock a lot of polka dots, I have touched glitter in the last twenty-four hours, I spend my entire day talking to children, and I find it fundamentally strange that you’re not a dessert person! That’s just weird and it freaks me out. And I’m sorry I don’t talk like Murphy Brown, and I hate your pants suit. I wish it had ribbons on it, or something to make it just slightly cuter! And that doesn’t mean I’m not smart and tough and strong!